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Last Updated: February 2026

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Entertainment Purposes Only

AstroStonks is a novelty entertainment platform. The stars may guide your spirit — but please do not use cosmic readings to guide your portfolio. We are not financial advisors, and the cosmos are not a licensed broker.

1. Not Financial Advice

All content on AstroStonks — including but not limited to zodiac readings, cosmic compatibility scores, planetary alignment reports, daily horoscopes, market commentary, and any other content — is provided strictly for entertainment and novelty purposes.

Nothing on this platform constitutes:

  • Financial, investment, or securities advice
  • A recommendation to buy, sell, hold, or trade any security, asset, or financial instrument
  • Tax, legal, or accounting advice
  • An endorsement or promotion of any company or investment product

AstroStonks is not a registered investment adviser, broker-dealer, financial planner, or fiduciary under any applicable law. The Service has not been evaluated or approved by any financial regulatory authority.

2. Astrological Content Has No Proven Financial Predictive Value

We want to be completely transparent: there is no scientifically established or academically validated correlation between astrological positions, zodiac signs, celestial events, and stock market performance or financial outcomes.

Our astrological market insights are created for entertainment. Any resemblance between our cosmic "predictions" and actual market movements is coincidental. Past cosmic "accuracy" does not predict future results.

If you find meaning or enjoyment in connecting your sign to the markets — wonderful! That's exactly what we're here for. Just please make actual financial decisions based on real research, qualified advice, and sound reasoning.

3. Market Data Accuracy

Stock prices, market data, indices, and other financial data displayed on AstroStonks are sourced from third-party data providers and may be:

  • Delayed by 15–20 minutes or more
  • Subject to errors, omissions, or interruptions
  • Provided without warranty of accuracy or completeness

Do not rely on data from AstroStonks for real-time trading decisions. Always verify market data through authoritative sources such as your brokerage platform or official exchange data.

4. No Endorsement of Third Parties

Any mention of specific stocks, companies, sectors, funds, or other financial instruments on AstroStonks does not constitute an endorsement, recommendation, or opinion on their merit as investments. Such mentions are made purely in the context of entertainment content linking astrological concepts to financial topics.

Links to third-party websites or resources do not constitute an endorsement of those sites or their content.

5. User Responsibility

You are solely responsible for any financial decisions you make. Before investing, you should:

  • Consult with a qualified, licensed financial advisor or investment professional
  • Conduct your own independent due diligence and research
  • Understand the risks associated with investing, including the potential for total loss of principal
  • Consider your personal financial situation, goals, and risk tolerance
  • Review prospectuses, company filings, and other authoritative sources

AstroStonks, its founders, employees, affiliates, and data providers shall not be liable for any financial losses or damages resulting from your use of, or reliance upon, any content on this platform.

6. Forward-Looking Statements

Any content on AstroStonks that might be interpreted as a "prediction," "forecast," or "outlook" is purely speculative and for entertainment only. These statements are not based on financial modeling, fundamental analysis, or any systematic methodology with proven predictive validity.

Actual market outcomes will differ — often materially — from any content presented on this platform, and no reliance should be placed on such content for investment purposes.

7. Investment Risk Acknowledgment

All investments involve risk. The value of investments can go down as well as up, and you may receive back less than you invest. Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future results. Markets are subject to volatility, and there are no guarantees of any returns.

Certain investments may involve higher risks and are not suitable for all investors. Please ensure any investment you make is appropriate for your individual circumstances.

8. Questions

If you have questions about this Disclaimer or our content policies, please contact us at legal@astrostonks.io.

Remember: we're here to make your market day a little more magical ✨ — not to be your financial advisor. Leave that to the professionals (and maybe your rising sign in the second house of wealth).

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